Faculty Fast Talk: Mr. Roy Boudreau


Who, alive or dead, would you most like to throw cold spaghetti at? Miley Cyrus Favorite Halloween costume you have ever had? 70s Saturday Night Fever Disco Guy What color is your soul? White with a few speckles If you could have dinner with any person on Earth, who would you choose? Paul McCartney Ice cream or frozen yogurt? Always Ice Cream Any embarrassing nicknames? None If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, which would it be? Pasta Night owl or early bird? Both. I require little sleep What is one thing you would bring to a deserted island? My wife If you could be on any reality TV show, which would you choose? None. If had to choose then Ellen’s Games of Games Show Favorite song? Beautiful Boy by John Lennon What TV show is most binge worthy? Blue Bloods Vegetable you hate the most? Broccoli Celebrity look alike? Mac Davis Who would play you in the movie about your life? Mac Davis, only for looks How would you describe your smell? Hopefully acceptable Favorite meat? Prime Rib Eliminate one: breakfast, lunch, or dinner? Lunch Favorite superhero/villain? Superman What would you be doing if you were not at your current job? Own a Hot Rod Garage for building cars If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be? London Favorite radio station? Sirius XM 60s What would you choose as your last meal? Baked Stuffed Lobster Favorite 90s boyband? Sorry I’m a 60s guy. Beach Boys Word/phrase you use most often? You’re killing me! Favorite movie? American Graffiti. I have the 32 Yellow Deuce Coupe to prove it. Bagels or Toast? Toast. Italian toast to be more specific. Last thing that made you laugh? Ellen’s Game of Game show If you could only use one condiment for the rest of your life, which would it be? Mustard What are your thoughts on Buzzfeed? It’s good as long as they don’t pry into people’s personal life in order to get an unflattering story. Best and worst gift you have ever received? Best gift was my two beautiful twin daughters. Worst gift was work clothes when I worked in construction. Are you a better listener or talker? I like to think of myself as a good listener. What was your worst subject in school? Every subject except for auto shop. If you had to eliminate one season, which would you eliminate? Winter Worst fear? Not ever waking up How do you feel about the possible banana extinction? Never gave it much thought. Favorite endangered species? Me Cable TV or Netflix? Cable TV Dunkin or Honey Dew? Always Dunkin. I’ll take a regular coffee. Biggest pet peeve? People not returning borrowed tools. Ideal date night in 3 words or less? Sunset on beach Favorite social media platform? Facebook Dogs or cats? Dogs. I have the best Goldendoodle named Teddy. Favorite aquatic mammal? Dolphin Favorite holiday? Christmas, Tis the Season What is your opinion on scarves? Not a style for me but my wife looks great wearing them. What is the worst? Worst what??? What would you want the last thing you see to be? My 7 beautiful grandchildren If you had to lose one of your 5 senses, which would you give up? Taste What question do you wish you could answer? What came first, the chicken or the egg? Yes or no? Yes or no what? Do you think a helper monkey could do your job as well as you? I’m very doubtful. Would you let a monkey work on your car? Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck? One horse-sized duck because I could hide under it. Do you feel that robots will one day rule the Earth? It still takes a human to program a robot so my answer is no. Muffins or cupcakes? Muffins. Corn muffin, please! If you could fill a swimming pool with anything and jump in, what would it be? A Tropical reef! Mantra? I can’t do it. Can’t stay planted. Favorite language? English, the only one I know. Favorite type of salad? Iceberg with tomatoes Favorite restaurant? Old Canteen on Federal Hill How often do you dab? No dabbing for me. I’m from the disco era. Describe your favorite painting in a haiku. None If time stopped for 24 hours, what would be the first thing you would do? Take another cruise in my 32 Yellow Deuce Coupe. Do you have road rage? Never. I’m a peace nik. Coffee or tea? More coffee than tea. What is the weirdest thing your child ever said to you? Dad the grills on fire. Really, dad the grill is on fire! There’s flames. What did you last eat for breakfast? Kirkbrae breakfast buffet How do you want to die? With no regrets.