Faculty Fast Talk: Mr. Christopher Smith

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Who, alive or dead, would you most like to throw cold spaghetti at? Roger Goodell If you were a supernatural creature, what would you be? Tom Brady…, a Father, a Son and Holy GOAT Favorite Halloween costume you have ever had? Freud in a slip What color is your soul? Orange … Go Vols! If you could have dinner with any person on Earth, who would you choose? My wife Ice cream or frozen yogurt? Both Any embarrassing nicknames? Christmas/xmas/x and/or my kids call me Sasquatch What is your spirit animal? Sasquatch If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, which would it be? Bar-b-que and black eyed peas Night owl or early bird? Neither What is one thing you would bring to a deserted island? Music If you could be on any reality TV show, which would you choose? Amazing Race Favorite song? To many to choose from enjoyed hearing “Icky Thump” by White Stripes on the way in this morning What TV show is most binge worthy? Parks and Rec or Seinfeld Vegetable you hate the most? Sweet peas Celebrity look-alike? George Clooney if he gained a lot of weight and grew more hair Who would play you in the movie about your life? See above How would you describe your smell? ….. Favorite meat? Ribs Favorite superhero/villain? Daredevil What would you be doing if you were not at your current job? Baseball coach If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be? Boston Favorite radio station? I skip around or play my mp3 What would you choose as your last meal? Ribs and black eyed peas with hot sauce Favorite movie? Not sure, maybe Good Will Hunting Last thing that made you laugh? My Dog If you could only use one condiment for the rest of your life, which would it be? HOT Sauce What are your thoughts on Buzzfeed? Is that the stuff they give cats that makes them act crazy? Best and worst gift you have ever received? Best: Red Sox Tickets Worse: a dressy bessy doll when I was a 6 year old boy. Are you a better listener or talker? Listener of course What was your worst subject in school? Handwriting If you had to eliminate one season, which would you eliminate? Soccer Worst fear? That the Yankees win the pennant How do you feel about the possible banana extinction? Is this real? I love Bananas.. Should I stock up? Favorite endangered species? Sasquatch Cable TV or Netflix? Both and Amazon Prime Dunkin’ or Honey Dew? Brewed Awakenings Biggest pet peeve? People who think they are better than everyone else. Ideal date night in 3 words or less. Wife no kids Favorite social media platform? Texting Dogs or cats? DOGS! Favorite aquatic mammal? Narwhal Favorite holiday? Christmas What is your opinion on scarves? None What is the worst? A Yankees win What would you want the last thing you see to be? My wife and kids If you had to lose one of your 5 senses, which would you give up? Smell What question do you wish you could answer? Trump? Yes or no? Yes Do you think a helper monkey could do your job as well as you? No Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or 1 horse-sized duck? 1 horse sized duck so long as it’s not a trojan duck filled with 100 duck sized horses Do you feel that robots will one day rule the Earth? Naw one good rain and they’d rust Muffins or cupcakes? Neither I hate cake If you could fill a swimming pool with anything and jump in, what would it be? Peeps Mantra? “I’d rather die while I’m living than live while I’m dead” (Buffet, Jimmy) Favorite language? Southern Favorite type of salad? Taco with hot sauce Favorite restaurant? Giacomo’s (Boston North End) How often do you dab? Only when I sneeze Describe your favorite painting in a haiku. I don’t speak Haiku Do you have road rage? No. Life’s too short Coffee or tea? Both-iced What is the weirdest thing your child ever said to you? “Why don’t you like the Yankees? I mean DUH! What did you last eat for breakfast? Grits with hot sauce How do you want to die? With a smile on my face as I watch the Red Sox celebrate winning the World Series in October of 2118.