Faculty Fast Talk: Mr. Michael Griffin


Who, alive or dead, would you most like to throw cold spaghetti at? Mr Yip or Mr. Almeida If you were a supernatural creature, what would you be? A Gryphon Favorite Halloween costume you have ever had? Don Johnson from Miami Vice What color is your soul? Blue If you could have dinner with any person on Earth, who would you choose? Obama Ice cream or frozen yogurt? Don’t care as long as it is chocolate. Any embarrassing nicknames? Too embarrassing What is your spirit animal? Otter If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, which would it be? Chocolate cake Night owl or early bird? Night Owl until my job forced me to be an early bird. What is one thing you would bring to a deserted island? Surfboard If you could be on any reality TV show, which would you choose? Don’t watch any Favorite song? “Have you ever seen peaches growing on a sweet potato vine” Vegetable you hate the most? Green Beans Celebrity look alike? Pierce Brosnan Who would play you in the movie about your life? Jim Carrey How would you describe your smell? Roses Favorite meat? Beef Eliminate one: breakfast, lunch, or dinner? Lunch Favorite superhero/villain? Aka. Wyatt Cenac What would you be doing if you were not a teacher? Boat Captain If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be? RI Favorite radio station? WRNI What would you choose as your last meal? Chocolate Cake Favorite 90s boyband? No Word you use most often? Hi Bagels or Toast? Bagels Last thing that made you laugh? Mr. Yip’s haircut If you could only use one condiment for the rest of your life, which would it be? Mustard What are your thoughts on Buzzfeed? None Best and worst gift you have ever received? Skiis….an ugly shirt Are you a better listener or talker? Talker What was your worst subject in school? Math If you had to eliminate one season, which would you eliminate? Spring Worst fear? Our President How do you feel about the possible banana extinction? Nothing to go bananas about. Favorite endangered species? Piping Plover Dunkin’ or Honey Dew? Allies Biggest pet peeve? Texting and driving Ideal date night in three words or less? Full moon surfing Favorite social media platform? My space 😉 Dogs or cats? Rabbit Favorite aquatic mammal? Dolphin Favorite holiday? Victory Day What is your opinion on scarves? Sooooo precious What is the worst? Our president What would you want the last thing you see to be? The Ocean If you had to lose one of your five senses, which would you give up? Hearing What question do you wish you could answer? What happens when you die? Yes or no? Maybe? Do you feel that robots will one day rule the Earth? No Muffins or cupcakes? Muffins If you could fill a swimming pool with anything and jump in, what would it be? Dom Perignon 1959 Mantra? Stress is both an illusion and a choice Favorite language? Old English Favorite type of salad? Chicken Cobb Salad Favorite restaurant? El Rancho Grande Favorite modern slang word/phrase? Throwin’ shade How often do you dab? Is that like dub? If time stopped for 24 hours, what would be the first thing you would do? Surf Do you have road rage? More road irritation Coffee or tea? Coffee How do you want to die? Either laughing or surfing